Do you know what December brings out in me? No, it’s not my Christmas Tree earrings. It’s my hella rude attitude. I know I should be rockin the Santa hat and baking you some damn cookies, but honestly, all I want to do is drink with some of my folks, and hear some Christmas-free joints.
So for you, the Morebounce crüe, here are the most anti-holiday jammies I’m bumpin right now:
Missy Elliot
The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
Supa Dupa Fly, 1997
Dark, bass-heavy and a little confusing. Has nothing to do with Santa or fruitcake.
Public Enemy
I Can’t Do Nuttin’ for Ya Man
Fear of a Black Planet, 1990
I am actually not a Public Enemy fan. But the thought of Flava Flav in any capacity puts me in just the right no-holiday spirit.
Statik Selektah
Bam Bam
Spell My Name Right, 2007
Not really sure why I love this right now. It’s not really anything different from anything else out there, but one thing I know for sure: it doesn’t have Paul McCartney or a single jingle bell in it.
Riskay
Smell Yo Dick
Single, 2007
Not only does it have absolutely no references to trees, snow or ice skating, this song is brilliant in every way. I will listen to it well into the Easter season.
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“Smell Yo Dick”: great song or greatest song?
greatest in history.
bestiest bestest best song evar..
When I worked retail and saw what the masses actually wore on Christmas…those earrings would have been downright tasteful. I tried counting all the iron-on xmas teddybear sweatshirts, but I lost count.
I miss drinking.
aww, pinky. i remember missing drinking, too. that sucked hard. you’ll be sloshed before you know it, don’t worry…
ps i worked @ the supergap on orchard lake rd in december 1985. i believe that experience formed my hatred for all xmas songs. but i still love christmas sweaters, of course. kmart continues to be the best source!
“eating welfare turkey out the can,
I can’t do nuthin’ for ya man”
xmas jam ‘07 4-ever!
thank you missuh mo’ bounce
Smell Yo Dick – wow. What a song.
oh man, not a PE fan, blasphemy haha
…so i played smell yo dick at a fuck-being-cold-staying-home-all-day-kinda-so-lets-throw-a-party-at-home-party the other day and this couple i hardly knew got blown away! second time it got played they spontanously made up a very obscen dance too it..
looked so funny i know in my heart i’ll for all future will try to re-create that moment by playing that jam off my ipod at every party i’ll ever attend..
..i’d play it anyway cause it’s dope but anyhoo…
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