I Will French Every Last One Of You!

It’s Valentine’s day today, and here at Morebounce Publications, that means just one thing: lots of love. We may come across as hardened old goats, but deep down inside, we’re softies. And we got love for you, dear readers. If you were here right now, we’d french every one of you. That’s how much we feel in our hearts today. Yes, we’d get tired, and we’d run out of spit, but if that’s what it took to show our love, we’d put in that extra effort.

But keep them meat hooks to yourself, cause I got a man and I don’t get down like that.

Anyway! In honor of our deep and tender feelings on this day: six of the deepest and sweetest joints of all time. Happy Valentine’s day.

Deniece Williams
Cause You Love Me, Baby
This is Niecy, 1977
I really do.

Bahamadia
Real Love
Good Rap Music, 2006
We love Bahamadia, don’t we? Remember how we used to make out to Kollage all the time?

Lionel Richie
Love Will Conquer All
Dancing On The Ceiling, 1986
Do NOT front with me and act like you don’t bump this on the downlow. We are in love, which means I know you better than that.

D’Angelo
I Found My Smile Again
Yoda: The Monarch Of Neo-Soul, 2007
I thought I’d spice up our relationship with some straight hotness, personified in D’Angelo. I do not care if he’s fat or a smack fiend; I would french the hell out of him any damn day. What’s that? No, of course he’s not hotter than you, silly. C’mere.

Quincy Jones Feat. James Ingram
One Hundred Ways
The Dude, 1981
Learn it.

Force M.D.’s
Tender Love
Tender Love, 1985
The best harmonizing from the best r&b group of the ’80s. The BEST. Remember that honey hanging out the window in the video? No? Let me fresh your memory: