After years of toiling, I’ve finally hit the big time. I’ve been selected as a finalist as one of America’s next Top Hot Messes!
But now it’s up to you, readers. Can you make me and Morris Day stars? I have to be honest, the competition is top-notch – not sure how I could ever compete with #11, but I’m gonna try.
Vote for hot mess #5 here! And in honor of all the messes, a song from the year this picture was taken:
Boogie Boys
You Ain’t Fresh (Morning Dew Mix)
12″, 1985
“It’s like a bulldog in an UGLY show!”
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I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed…
But you’ve got my vote anyway!
what the hell is going on here? i dip out for a second and come back to this…?
JBLOW – you need to accept that i have been chosen by the public (and probably God) to be a finalist. it’s out of our hands.
Yow! Look at little Miss Mo’bounce at her quinceaneras! She make a brother wanna god-DAMN
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